Thinking a few months into the future, I was wondering, who would make a fitting running mate for Donald Trump?   Huckabee?  Christie?  Carson?   Maybe any of the three, but there is a far better match for Trump – Kanye West!    Just line them them up:

Trump	West
Nobody builds walls better than me.	Kanye West has a giant mural on a wall in Melbourne of Kanye West making out with himself.
. . people would say I’m the super genius of all time.  The super genius of all time.	I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we’ve seen before.
My whole life is about winning.	I feel like I’m too busy writing history to read it.
I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say.	I liberate minds with my music.
“I’m the No. 1 developer in New York.  I’m the biggest in Atlantic City.	I am Warhol.  I am the No. 1 most impact full artist of our generation.  I am Shakespeare in the flesh.
I have an attention span that’s as long as it has to be.	I would never want a book’s autograph.  I am a proud non-reader of books.
I actually don’t have a bad hairline.  .  . there is no problem (with size of hands or anything else)	I don’t know what’s better gettin’ laid or gettin’ paid.
People love me.	If I was just a fan of music, I would think that I was the number one artist in the world.
I think I was born with the drive for success because I have a certain gene.	I really want a Male Heir
I’ve got the hottest brand in the world.	Man, I’m the No. 1 living and breathing rock star.
I was a great student.  I was good at everything.	I still think I am the greatest.
I win at golf.  I’m a club champion many times at different clubs.	West left Nike for a more lucrative deal at Adidas.
I had tremendous success in show business.	. . . I have decided in 2020 to run for president.
Nobody Reads the Bible more than me. . . I love evangelicals.	I am God’s vessel

Donald can’t go wrong with Kanye, they are quite the pair.